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Day 355: From end to end

10/6/2018

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The final Butt Week post, and it requires a story...

This note is a direct result of how we store bread:
I was taught by my middle school science teacher that keeping the ends on the bread when you store it helps preserve the life of the loaf and inhibit hyphae from growing. So that's what I do, which means the two butts of the bread are always the last slices in the bag.

To try and avoid this, my husband takes a more rational approach. If he gets to the last four slices before I do, he pairs them off into two sets of end+middle.

Now you would think I would have adopted his policy by now, seeing as it is by far the more superior sandwich-making method, but I (being the crass and unusual person I am) delight in making double butt sandwiches. I delight in calling them "double butt sandwiches." I especially delight in making double butt sandwiches for him, and since I am almost always the person packing his lunch, he gets them a lot.

It annoys him, so I made this note to soften the blow the last time I packed one. The note references the Double Rainbow video.

[pen and colored pencil drawing of a double rainbow with a butt at each end, surrounded by the text "Woo!" "Woo!" "Double Butt, so intense!" "Ah! Ah! It's so beautiful!"]
pen and colored pencil drawing of a double rainbow with a butt at each end, surrounded by the text
No gold. Only butts.
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Bonus Note #23

9/30/2018

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Here are various images from Valentine's Days of yore.
Heart-shaped breakfast foods
Heart-shaped scrambled eggs, ham, and toast. No heart-shaped milk, though.
Laminated cut-paper heart-shaped envelope
A laminated heart-shaped construction paper envelope
Poetical romantic quotes
A series of poetical romantic quotes from famous people, followed by my dumb attempt.
[famous people be like: "There's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me" - Gretchen Kemp

and then there's me: "I Love you more than cats, donuts, space, dinosaurs, Cinnabon, David Bowie, Star Trek, anime, baby dragons, books, or sleep, so you know that I really truly love you." - Your Wife]

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Day 340: "Waste of your time"

9/18/2018

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The Vex-Files, episode 8
(inspired by this commercial)
Clock thrown in waste bin with text
Clock thrown in waste bin. Text: "Throw it away in ze Dumpster!" (not pictured: a Dumpster)
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"Day 328: "Watch out, you might get what you're after"

9/5/2018

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Drawlloween 2015
Day 7: Haunted House
"House's Head"


Instead of drawing an architectural house, I chose to draw Dr. House, since at the time I was in the process of binging the series on Netflix.

In the cliffhanger titled "House's Head" (season 4, episode 15), he is haunted by hallucinations as he desperately tries to remember something that could have life or death implications. The text in the drawing is the repeated question nagging at him across the entire episode.

I would like to point out that this is probably the highest caliber piece of artwork that has ever graced this blog, and was drawn in 30 minutes while loosely eyeballing a reference photo on my monitor. (Proof I can actually art if I put in the effort.)

[pencil drawing of Dr. House's head, with ghostly text "What is my necklace made from?" above]
Pencil drawing of Dr House's face with text
"My House! Is out of the ordinary. That's right! Don't wanna hurt nobody..."
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Day 326: Lycan-trope

9/3/2018

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Drawlloween 2015
Day 5: Werewolf
"Where wolf?"


This image was directly inspired by a quote from Young Frankenstein:
Inga
: "Werewolf!"
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
: "Werewolf?"
Igor
: "There."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
: "What?"
Igor
: "There, wolf. There, castle."

[inked pencil drawing of "There" pointing to a wolf next to "There" pointing to a castle]
Literal drawing of
"Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first."
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Day 157: Weebl's Quest V

4/30/2014

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This doodle is a mashup of Weebl from the web animation series Weebl & Bob, and Cedric from the classic adventure game King's Quest V.
Pie + Bake Shop = Problem solved
You just have to know the right person (or owl) to ask...
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Day 63: Based on a true story

1/26/2014

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Just imagine me tip-toeing around like Harley Quinn, whispering "sneak, sneak, sneak."
Panel 1:
I am an expert in the field of dessertology.
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Bonus Note #2

1/24/2014

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There are literally 4 people in the entire world who understand this note because they were there on that fateful day when we had a dramatic test reading of our friend's new book.
Heurrrghhh? (ala Vince)
This is the sound a Vince makes.
Bing Bong!
This is the sound a Jeffrey doorbell makes.
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Day 15: Day 1 of 1

12/9/2013

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This was supposed to be the start of another theme week, but I got distracted and never wrote a "Day 2." 

The next few posts mark the beginning of my sad, slow descent into randomness.
Day 1: Funny unsourced quotes
Don't worry; you are a Sim, and the player turned off roof view...
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