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Day 214: I don't carrot all

7/13/2014

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Sad carrot returns in a Dr. Seuss parody. 
sad carrots
He makes us buy them.
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Day 140: Cakes they are cakey 

4/13/2014

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Bad poems and cake... the story of my life.

The text on the note reads:
"Violets are violet
Limes they are lime
I failed at drawing
So you get a rhyme
...and cake...
because it's tasty...?"
ake and poetry
I didn't actually put any real cake in his lunch, just sad carrots.
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Day 131: No!-etry in motion

4/4/2014

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Alas, our geek-filled alphabet has come to its conclusion.  I hope you all enjoyed the wild ride of the past 26 days!

This note was inspired by some behind-the-scenes research I did for "U" and "V."  I was trying to find a good rhyme or slant rhyme for "ferret," and decided to consult an online rhyming dictionary.  It gave me "carrot," "parrot," and "squirrel"
as possible rhymes.  Seriously.  Squirrel.  I did not type in "things that kind of look like a ferret if the light is dim and you cross your eyes."  I was so taken aback by their suggestion, I decided to write this poem to express my feelings on the matter.
Epic squirrel poem
Seriously? "Squirrel"?
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Day 92: Sappy

2/24/2014

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And now for a heavy dose of sugar-coated Hallmark
A rose is fair / a cake is fine / but what I love best / is that you are mine! [rose < cake < you]
Unless it is really chocolatey cake, but otherwise I love you best.
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Day 90: We come in peace?

2/22/2014

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D&D continued:  I was playing a peace-loving warforged, on a quest to find its true name.  Unfortunately, our party's Githyanki had an "attack first, maybe ask questions later if she is still bored" approach to diplomacy.  It certainly kept things interesting.  Also, explosive runes seems to be a Githyanki racial trait in our game.
Did I mention we were fighting baby tarrasques?
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Day 87: Lolo. L-O-L-O, Lolo. L-L-Lolo...

2/19/2014

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Inspired by "The Adventures of Lolo," a classic puzzle game from 1989.
Leapers are green / Lolo is blue / You are so cuddly / Can I sleep on you? [Lolo running, Leaper hopping after him]
This is the story of our relationship.
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Day 84: Bed-ku

2/16/2014

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A little haiku about beds and how wonderful they are. 
Bed: This bed is comfy / Better than floating donuts / Don't make me get up
The air is so cold / But the blankets are toasty / I refuse to move.
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Day 82: La Vie Poem

2/14/2014

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It's kind of romantic-like, I guess.  Because these notes are being posted from our archived backlog, there is no telling whether the subject matter will sync up nicely with any holidays or events in the present (remember the awful puns that ran all through Christmas?).  All things considered, this isn't a bad one to go up for Valentine's.
I tried to draw a happy gnome / I tried to draw a peach / I tried to draw the Justice League (a bit out of my reach) / I tried my best to think of something funny for your lunches / But I couldn't draw, so here's a note to say / I love you bunches!
I tried to write a clever tag, I tried to write a caption...
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Bonus Note #4 (Not Quite SFW)

1/27/2014

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So, this is a bonus note because it is slightly scandalous.  *shock* ::gasp:: faint

It only makes sense when sung to the tune of this song by Sean Cullen. (I apologize for spelling "wheay" incorrectly in the note.)
I didn't have time to write a proper note for you todaaay, cause we started off the morning with some wonderfully sexy nookieee, and I figured this silly poem would be okayyy.  Weeaaahhy.
blah blah innuendo about zero-gravity pork chops blah blah
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