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Day 37: I don't know what this means

12/31/2013

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This was a reference to something at the time, but it's been two years since I drew this and I have no idea why this was supposed to be funny.  Oh well, have a sleepy dragon, it's cute or something.
Drag-on, the kind that breathes sleep bubbles: [picture of sleeping dragon]
Drag-on! Apply directly to the pillow! Drag-on!
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Day 36: Super fruit 

12/30/2013

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Conundrum: Super Banana is nutritious, but if you each him, he can no longer spread the good word about banana virtues...
It's Super Banana! [picture of banana with beefy arms and a cape] Bananas are good for you!
Also, Super Banana is kind of evil for advocating the eating of his people
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Day 35: Ohhhhh Nooooooo!

12/29/2013

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Although, if he can travel through sewers into non-existent kingdoms full of talking mushrooms, ineffective royalty, magical fursuits, and petulant turtles, I think he can find his way out of this bowl.
I'm sorry, your princess is in another castle! [picture of Mario in a fishbowl]
it's not a cheap joke, it's a cheep-cheep joke
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Day 34: Shark Jump

12/28/2013

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Let's see, what else haven't I rhymed with howl? dowel? jowl? owl? yowl? The possibilities are finite!  Thankfully.
Q: What happened to my clever
"clever" is a relative term
Secret pun: Q: What do were-birds do at night? A: Fowl at the moon!  Secret pun #2: What do were-hunters do at night? Prowl at the moon!
some things should remain secret...
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Day 33: Late night snack

12/27/2013

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So I had this lovely pattern of puns going, and then my husband ruined everything with hamburgers.  He had his window down driving home from work and apparently every restaurant was cooking hamburgers, to the point that the air itself smelled like hamburger, and he was pretty convinced the roads were paved with hamburgers, and then over dinner we watched a comedy sketch about people eating hamburgers in their sleep, so I decided to draw this for him and his hamburger nonsense.
Q: What do were-Nathaniels do at night? A: Howl at the hamburgers! [picture of happy hamburger]
My secret vegetarian plot: make all hamburgers look like nightmare fuel...
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Day 32: Puuuuuuuuuuun!

12/26/2013

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...literally downhill.  Here's the hill, and things are going down it.
Ba dum *ch* Q: What do were-words do at night? A: Vowel at the moon!  IIIIIIIIII! Looooo!veeeee! Yyyyy?ooooo!uuuuu! [picture of a hill with words calling out to the moon]
Poor y; not quite a consonant, not quite a vowel.
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Day 31: Garden-variety pun

12/25/2013

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It's all downhill from here...
You thought it couldn't get any worse pun day! Q: What does a were-gardener do at night? Trowel at the moon!
I'm sensing a pattern developing...
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Day 30: More Pun-ishment

12/24/2013

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It's the return of bad pun week, just in time for the holidays!  I'm sorry.
The Return of Bad Pun Week: Q: What do were-monks do at night? A:Cowl at the moon?
I'm not really sorry.
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Day 29: Failed Mega Man masters 3/3

12/23/2013

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He's just grumpy because no one takes him seriously.
Failed Robot Masters: He breathes fire and has a face like a muppet... He is Torch Tapir!
He fails his intimidate check every time...
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Day 28: Failed Mega Man masters 2/3

12/22/2013

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This may be one of my favourite notes I've ever drawn.  Even though later notes are more artistically accurate, or funnier, there is something particularly endearing about binturongs.
Failed Robot Master: He sleeps in a tree and smells vaguely of popcorn... He is: Sloth Binturong!
He is more "chill" than a penguin
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