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Isn't this note horrifyingly bad? Doesn't the substancelessness just run shivers up your spine? It is hollow as a ghost, a brain-scorching void of endless vapidity and stock tropes. Boooooo on it. [outline of a heart with "I Love You!" written inside, cornered by four "Meow"s]  The heart-shaped wall is but false security. The meows surround you. Calling. Beckoning.
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[pencil doodle of a cat face saying "Meow!", with text ""Meow" means "I love you" in cat talk"]  Bad cat drawings are my go-to "I don't have any ideas" idea ["Uni-corn": pen and marker drawing of a horse with a corn cob horn and a leafy stalk mane]  Most unicorn horns shine forth glitter and rainbows. This one sprays popcorn. This note is a pun on Bajoran, the Star Trek race known for their faith, ridged noses, and "d'ja pagh" ear jewelry. She's wearing it on the left ear because she's following TNG-era conventions. ["Bear-joran": pen drawing of a ridged-nose bear wearing a large ear piece]  Don't worry, there are no paw-wraiths in sight Brain: "You should draw a note referencing the dumb frog noises that were an inside joke last night!" Also Brain: "...but you only have 60 seconds to do it!" Also Also Brain: "...and you'll suddenly forget what frogs look like!" [marker doodle of something almost suggesting a frog going "Ri-bbat Ri-bbat"]  It's Hypnotoad's cousin, Rubberneckfrog My husband sets up a rotating display of Star Trek action figures on top of his office bookshelf. Here are a series of reasons why he should never leave them unattended. (spoiler: it's mostly hats)  New Borg agenda: heavy drinking and fancy origami party helmets  The latest in interstellar fashion: electronic devices as headgear  The real "Picard Maneuver" is doing the limbo A mashup of Magnet Man from Mega Man 3 and this classic flash video. [pen and pencil drawing of Magnet Man covered in lobsters, with text "They're not even metal. Why are they sticking to me?!"]  They may not be metal, but they are definitely heavy metal. This might be one of my favorite notes of all time, and it's based on one of my least favorite movies of all time - Superman III. [pen and marker drawing of Superman carrying a frozen lake, with text "I'm not saying the solution to your problems is to drop a lake on them, but maybe the solution to your problems involves a lake. and dropping."]  Superman may be a hero to humans, but I bet Aquaman hates him for this. I'm pretty sure I drew this doubled-sided note on a stupidly hot day when it seemed like the weather was out to kill us. ["Introducing the newest member of the Supreme League of Ultimate Evil... Sun Tzu!": pen and marker drawing of an angry-looking sun with an evil eye patch and a Van Dyke beard]  His Art of War treatise is very short - just a single page with the word "scorch." ["and his side kick, Humidity Boy! ::music notes:: dun dun DUUUUN": pen and marker drawing of a bucktoothed water drop with wonky eyes and a "Heh HEH heH hEh HEH!" laugh]  The true villain. "It's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity, you know dat." [pen doodle of a Great Horned Owl saying "Woot Woot!", with text: "Owl be waiting for you at home ::smiley emote::"]  Apparently Great Horned Owls also bark, meow, shriek, and go "whaaa whaaaaaa-a-a-aarrk" |
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