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Day 376: Scary bad

10/31/2018

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Isn't this note horrifyingly bad? Doesn't the substancelessness just run shivers up your spine? It is hollow as a ghost, a brain-scorching void of endless vapidity and stock tropes. Boooooo on it.

[outline of a heart with "I Love You!" written inside, cornered by four "Meow"s]
outline of a heart with
The heart-shaped wall is but false security. The meows surround you. Calling. Beckoning.
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Day 375: "Meow" means "cop out" in cat talk

10/30/2018

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[pencil doodle of a cat face saying "Meow!", with text ""Meow" means "I love you" in cat talk"]
pencil doodle of a cat face saying
Bad cat drawings are my go-to "I don't have any ideas" idea
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Day 374: A-maize-ing

10/29/2018

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["Uni-corn": pen and marker drawing of a horse with a corn cob horn and a leafy stalk mane]
Most unicorn horns shine forth glitter and rainbows. This one sprays popcorn.
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Day 373: D'ja paw

10/28/2018

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This note is a pun on Bajoran, the Star Trek race known for their faith, ridged noses, and "d'ja pagh" ear jewelry. She's wearing it on the left ear because she's following TNG-era conventions.

["Bear-joran": pen drawing of a ridged-nose bear wearing a large ear piece]
Don't worry, there are no paw-wraiths in sight
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Day 372: Frogger

10/27/2018

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Brain: "You should draw a note referencing the dumb frog noises that were an inside joke last night!"
Also Brain: "...but you only have 60 seconds to do it!"
Also Also Brain: "...and you'll suddenly forget what frogs look like!"

[marker doodle of something almost suggesting a frog going "Ri-bbat Ri-bbat"]
marker doodle of something almost suggesting a frog going
It's Hypnotoad's cousin, Rubberneckfrog
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Bonus Note #27

10/26/2018

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My husband sets up a rotating display of Star Trek action figures on top of his office bookshelf. Here are a series of reasons why he should never leave them unattended. (spoiler: it's mostly hats)
New Borg agenda: heavy drinking and fancy origami party helmets
New Borg agenda: heavy drinking and fancy origami party helmets
The latest in interstellar fashion: electronic devices as headgear
The latest in interstellar fashion: electronic devices as headgear
The real
The real "Picard Maneuver" is doing the limbo
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Day 371: Lobster sticks to magnet!

10/25/2018

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A mashup of Magnet Man from Mega Man 3 and this classic flash video.

[pen and pencil drawing of Magnet Man covered in lobsters, with text "They're not even metal. Why are they sticking to me?!"]
pen and pencil drawing of Magnet Man covered in lobsters, with text
They may not be metal, but they are definitely heavy metal.
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Day 370: I'm Super, thanks for asking

10/24/2018

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This might be one of my favorite notes of all time, and it's based on one of my least favorite movies of all time - Superman III.

[pen and marker drawing of Superman carrying a frozen lake, with text "I'm not saying the solution to your problems is to drop a lake on them, but maybe the solution to your problems involves a lake. and dropping."]
pen and marker drawing of Superman carrying a frozen lake, with text
Superman may be a hero to humans, but I bet Aquaman hates him for this.
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Day 369: Cry havoc and let slip the central air

10/23/2018

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I'm pretty sure I drew this doubled-sided note on a stupidly hot day when it seemed like the weather was out to kill us.

["Introducing the newest member of the Supreme League of Ultimate Evil... Sun Tzu!": pen and marker drawing of an angry-looking sun with an evil eye patch and a Van Dyke beard]
His Art of War treatise is very short - just a single page with the word "scorch."
["and his side kick, Humidity Boy! ::music notes:: dun dun DUUUUN": pen and marker drawing of a bucktoothed water drop with wonky eyes and a "Heh HEH heH hEh HEH!" laugh]
The true villain. "It's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity, you know dat."
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Day 368: Hoo Do You Love?

10/22/2018

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[pen doodle of a Great Horned Owl saying "Woot Woot!", with text: "Owl be waiting for you at home ::smiley emote::"]
pen doodle of a Great Horned Owl saying
Apparently Great Horned Owls also bark, meow, shriek, and go "whaaa whaaaaaa-a-a-aarrk"
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