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Day 374: A-maize-ing

10/29/2018

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["Uni-corn": pen and marker drawing of a horse with a corn cob horn and a leafy stalk mane]
Most unicorn horns shine forth glitter and rainbows. This one sprays popcorn.
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Day 373: D'ja paw

10/28/2018

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This note is a pun on Bajoran, the Star Trek race known for their faith, ridged noses, and "d'ja pagh" ear jewelry. She's wearing it on the left ear because she's following TNG-era conventions.

["Bear-joran": pen drawing of a ridged-nose bear wearing a large ear piece]
Don't worry, there are no paw-wraiths in sight
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Day 369: Cry havoc and let slip the central air

10/23/2018

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I'm pretty sure I drew this doubled-sided note on a stupidly hot day when it seemed like the weather was out to kill us.

["Introducing the newest member of the Supreme League of Ultimate Evil... Sun Tzu!": pen and marker drawing of an angry-looking sun with an evil eye patch and a Van Dyke beard]
His Art of War treatise is very short - just a single page with the word "scorch."
["and his side kick, Humidity Boy! ::music notes:: dun dun DUUUUN": pen and marker drawing of a bucktoothed water drop with wonky eyes and a "Heh HEH heH hEh HEH!" laugh]
The true villain. "It's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity, you know dat."
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Day 368: Hoo Do You Love?

10/22/2018

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[pen doodle of a Great Horned Owl saying "Woot Woot!", with text: "Owl be waiting for you at home ::smiley emote::"]
pen doodle of a Great Horned Owl saying
Apparently Great Horned Owls also bark, meow, shriek, and go "whaaa whaaaaaa-a-a-aarrk"
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Day 365: "I like creating disappointment."

10/18/2018

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A horrifying, yet endearing, mashup of Pokémon Go with Moe from The Simpsons.

["Pokémon Moe": a pen and marker drawing of Moe saying "Pika..." while wearing Pikachu ears, Pikachu face paint, and a lightning bolt bow tie]
Moe's Tavern is a PokéStop, but he charges for wifi access and wall outlet use
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Day 364: A Boo Bee

10/17/2018

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I still have over 50 doodles backlogged, and I swear this is the last immature joke left in the queue.

[pen and pencil drawing of a Boo enemy from the Super Mario franchise, decorated with bee stripes and wings. Text reads "Get It? ::winky face:: (wink, wink)"]
A Boo enemy from the Super Mario franchise, decorated with bee stripes and wings. Text reads
The things they do when you're not looking...
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Day 363: Crab apple

10/16/2018

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This note is appropriate, since we currently have an entire peck of apples threatening to go bad on our kitchen counter, leftover from picking a few weeks back. We can only make so much maple apple crumble.

["Bad Apple": pen drawing of an intimidating-looking apple saying "Bite me."]
Maybe he just needs a Snickers
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Day 362: Sleep in, heavenly peas

10/15/2018

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This note was inspired by an anecdote from my husband's teenage years. It involved a music teacher, a circle drawn on a whiteboard, and a series of Christmas carol puns. He asked me to draw a note referencing the story, specifically requesting "heavenly peas." I have tried my best.

[two angelic peas with wings and halos fly around an open pod containing three sleepy-faced peas]
pen and pencil drawing of two angelic peas flying around a pod with three sleepy peas inside
Peas story hot. Peas story cold. Peas story in a note 2 years old.
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Bonus Note #24

10/7/2018

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A dumb joke photoshop I made for my husband of a screenshot from Mega Man 10 enhanced with additional Spikes/Spykes and a Megaman-branded light bulb.

References include Rugrats, Buffy, Cowboy Bebop, Spike TV, Spike Lee, X-Men: Evolution, Tom and Jerry, Space Quest V, The Land Before Time, and Dick Tracy.
MM10 level, now with more Spikes/Spykes
"Spike formation, engage! ...TOO SPIKEY!"
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Day 352: Fresh food

10/3/2018

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Hang onto your pants as Butt Week continues with this Not Suggested For Workplaces pun...

[drawing of Mr. Peanut's derriere with text "Peanut Butt" vs. drawing of Mr. Peanut's bootyliciously enhanced derriere with text "Peanut Butter"]
drawing of Mr. Peanut's derriere with text
Don't be jelly-ous of my boogie. You can say that you are not, but I always see you looking.
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