["Uni-corn": pen and marker drawing of a horse with a corn cob horn and a leafy stalk mane]
Most unicorn horns shine forth glitter and rainbows. This one sprays popcorn.
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This note is a pun on Bajoran, the Star Trek race known for their faith, ridged noses, and "d'ja pagh" ear jewelry. She's wearing it on the left ear because she's following TNG-era conventions. ["Bear-joran": pen drawing of a ridged-nose bear wearing a large ear piece]  Don't worry, there are no paw-wraiths in sight I'm pretty sure I drew this doubled-sided note on a stupidly hot day when it seemed like the weather was out to kill us. ["Introducing the newest member of the Supreme League of Ultimate Evil... Sun Tzu!": pen and marker drawing of an angry-looking sun with an evil eye patch and a Van Dyke beard]  His Art of War treatise is very short - just a single page with the word "scorch." ["and his side kick, Humidity Boy! ::music notes:: dun dun DUUUUN": pen and marker drawing of a bucktoothed water drop with wonky eyes and a "Heh HEH heH hEh HEH!" laugh]  The true villain. "It's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity, you know dat." [pen doodle of a Great Horned Owl saying "Woot Woot!", with text: "Owl be waiting for you at home ::smiley emote::"]  Apparently Great Horned Owls also bark, meow, shriek, and go "whaaa whaaaaaa-a-a-aarrk" A horrifying, yet endearing, mashup of Pokémon Go with Moe from The Simpsons. ["Pokémon Moe": a pen and marker drawing of Moe saying "Pika..." while wearing Pikachu ears, Pikachu face paint, and a lightning bolt bow tie]  Moe's Tavern is a PokéStop, but he charges for wifi access and wall outlet use I still have over 50 doodles backlogged, and I swear this is the last immature joke left in the queue. [pen and pencil drawing of a Boo enemy from the Super Mario franchise, decorated with bee stripes and wings. Text reads "Get It? ::winky face:: (wink, wink)"]  The things they do when you're not looking... This note is appropriate, since we currently have an entire peck of apples threatening to go bad on our kitchen counter, leftover from picking a few weeks back. We can only make so much maple apple crumble. ["Bad Apple": pen drawing of an intimidating-looking apple saying "Bite me."]  Maybe he just needs a Snickers This note was inspired by an anecdote from my husband's teenage years. It involved a music teacher, a circle drawn on a whiteboard, and a series of Christmas carol puns. He asked me to draw a note referencing the story, specifically requesting "heavenly peas." I have tried my best. [two angelic peas with wings and halos fly around an open pod containing three sleepy-faced peas]  Peas story hot. Peas story cold. Peas story in a note 2 years old. A dumb joke photoshop I made for my husband of a screenshot from Mega Man 10 enhanced with additional Spikes/Spykes and a Megaman-branded light bulb. References include Rugrats, Buffy, Cowboy Bebop, Spike TV, Spike Lee, X-Men: Evolution, Tom and Jerry, Space Quest V, The Land Before Time, and Dick Tracy.  "Spike formation, engage! ...TOO SPIKEY!" Hang onto your pants as Butt Week continues with this Not Suggested For Workplaces pun... [drawing of Mr. Peanut's derriere with text "Peanut Butt" vs. drawing of Mr. Peanut's bootyliciously enhanced derriere with text "Peanut Butter"]  Don't be jelly-ous of my boogie. You can say that you are not, but I always see you looking. |
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