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Day 376: Scary bad

10/31/2018

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Isn't this note horrifyingly bad? Doesn't the substancelessness just run shivers up your spine? It is hollow as a ghost, a brain-scorching void of endless vapidity and stock tropes. Boooooo on it.

[outline of a heart with "I Love You!" written inside, cornered by four "Meow"s]
outline of a heart with
The heart-shaped wall is but false security. The meows surround you. Calling. Beckoning.
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Day 375: "Meow" means "cop out" in cat talk

10/30/2018

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[pencil doodle of a cat face saying "Meow!", with text ""Meow" means "I love you" in cat talk"]
pencil doodle of a cat face saying
Bad cat drawings are my go-to "I don't have any ideas" idea
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Day 372: Frogger

10/27/2018

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Brain: "You should draw a note referencing the dumb frog noises that were an inside joke last night!"
Also Brain: "...but you only have 60 seconds to do it!"
Also Also Brain: "...and you'll suddenly forget what frogs look like!"

[marker doodle of something almost suggesting a frog going "Ri-bbat Ri-bbat"]
marker doodle of something almost suggesting a frog going
It's Hypnotoad's cousin, Rubberneckfrog
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Day 356: K.I.S.S. Keep It Short and Smiley

10/8/2018

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At the time I made this, I still had paint out from a craft project I was working on, so I decided to just paint a note rather than write one.

[painted smiley face = heart, with text "Smile because I love you!"]
painted smiley face = heart, with text
Or frown. You have bodily and emotional autonomy.
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Day 337: "Useless"

9/15/2018

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The Vex-Files, episode 5
digitally drawn dejected stick-figure face
a dejected face floats alone in a white void. Why does it exist? What is it for?
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Day 336: "This Is Redundant"

9/14/2018

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The Vex-Files, episode 4
writing "This is" x 15 = 14 more than necessary
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Day 335: "Not Your File"

9/13/2018

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The Vex-Files, episode 3
digital drawing of an oak tag file folder that says
digital drawing of ye olde oak tag file folder. It is labelled "Mine!" because it is not yours
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Day 334: "Mess"

9/12/2018

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The Vex-Files, episode 2
digital scribbling
an elaborate digital scribble. If you stare at it too long, it might stare back...
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Day 333: "Clutter"

9/11/2018

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The Vex-Files, episode 1

My husband hates clutter on his computer, so while he was out at work I of course decided to cover his entire desktop with dumb speed-paint files whose only purpose was to be amusingly annoying space-wasters.
That's what he gets for marrying a cheeky weirdo.

Over the next few weeks, I'll be sharing one of these a day so you can be just as exasperated as he was with them. The image description will be in the caption, and the title of each post will be the original file name I saved the image under ("Clutter," "Mess," "Not Your File," etc.).
digital drawing of boxes, and stuff, and moar stuff, and things
a pile of junk labelled "Stuff," "Moar Stuff," "Stuffy Stuff," "Uh...," "Thing 1," ":(," "Thing 2," and "?"
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Day 197: Statistically insignificant 

6/26/2014

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T'Pol can't quite hide her feelings for the crew.
Vulcan emotions
Don't make me raise my eyebrows. You wouldn't like me when I raise my eyebrows.
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