This will always be the best note he has ever left for me.
If you don't understand it, watch this.

[doodle of Nyan Cat, but in place of the cat face it has his beardy face saying "mwah!"]

This note is a pun on Bajoran, the Star Trek race known for their faith, ridged noses, and "d'ja pagh" ear jewelry. She's wearing it on the left ear because she's following TNG-era conventions.

["Bear-joran": pen drawing of a ridged-nose bear wearing a large ear piece]

My husband sets up a rotating display of Star Trek action figures on top of his office bookshelf. Here are a series of reasons why he should never leave them unattended. (spoiler: it's mostly hats)

A mashup of Magnet Man from Mega Man 3 and this classic flash video.

[pen and pencil drawing of Magnet Man covered in lobsters, with text "They're not even metal. Why are they sticking to me?!"]

This might be one of my favorite notes of all time, and it's based on one of my least favorite movies of all time - Superman III.

[pen and marker drawing of Superman carrying a frozen lake, with text "I'm not saying the solution to your problems is to drop a lake on them, but maybe the solution to your problems involves a lake. and dropping."]

It's an idiotic movie, but we still love "A Night at the Roxbury," and we still head bob in unison every time "What is Love" plays on the radio. So when my husband got a job on Dock Street, I decided to draw this parody note, "A Day at 1 Dock-sbury," with him wearing sunglasses and head bobbing to "What is work? Baby don't shirk me, don't shirk me, no more..."

A horrifying, yet endearing, mashup of Pokémon Go with Moe from The Simpsons.

["Pokémon Moe": a pen and marker drawing of Moe saying "Pika..." while wearing Pikachu ears, Pikachu face paint, and a lightning bolt bow tie]

A dumb joke photoshop I made for my husband of a screenshot from Mega Man 10 enhanced with additional Spikes/Spykes and a Megaman-branded light bulb.

References include Rugrats, Buffy, Cowboy Bebop, Spike TV, Spike Lee, X-Men: Evolution, Tom and Jerry, Space Quest V, The Land Before Time, and Dick Tracy.

The final Butt Week post, and it requires a story...

This note is a direct result of how we store bread:
I was taught by my middle school science teacher that keeping the ends on the bread when you store it helps preserve the life of the loaf and inhibit hyphae from growing. So that's what I do, which means the two butts of the bread are always the last slices in the bag.

To try and avoid this, my husband takes a more rational approach. If he gets to the last four slices before I do, he pairs them off into two sets of end+middle.

Now you would think I would have adopted his policy by now, seeing as it is by far the more superior sandwich-making method, but I (being the crass and unusual person I am) delight in making double butt sandwiches. I delight in calling them "double butt sandwiches." I especially delight in making double butt sandwiches for him, and since I am almost always the person packing his lunch, he gets them a lot.

It annoys him, so I made this note to soften the blow the last time I packed one. The note references the Double Rainbow video.

[pen and colored pencil drawing of a double rainbow with a butt at each end, surrounded by the text "Woo!" "Woo!" "Double Butt, so intense!" "Ah! Ah! It's so beautiful!"]

This is one of my personal favorites.

[digital drawing of Batman hanging upside-down in his Bat Cave saying "Nana nana nana nana, Me!"]