He loaded the game, named his character after delicious bread, and proceeded to dive right into the complex story and immersive graphics... by which I mean he pressed random keyboard shortcuts until he found the right (often unintuitive) action, and then wandered through a landscape that must have been designed in an early version of AutoCAD.
For this note, I decided to spoof the gameplay with a not-so-subtle reference to CUBE.
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