The most grievous offense the writer of this work committed was not the crazy shipping, or the convoluted plotlines, or the absolute lack of knowledge about how human bodies actually function... those are all necessary components of bad fanfiction, which make reading the genre so wonderful. No, the biggest grievance we had was her utter disregard for spelling. Not only did she continually mess up her main characters' names, but she also managed to misspell the word "around" two times, in two different ways, within one sentence. This note is a tribute to that.
I do, however, have to applaud her for her creativity with the English language. Her invention of new verbs like "average teened" perfectly capture the tone of the dialogue.